If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.
How are you? It’s a question that comes up daily. Your typical response is that you’re doing good or fine.
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There’s nothing wrong with that. But, it doesn’t continue the conversation. If you want to stand out or don’t want to use the same responses all the time, read the following examples.
You’ll find clever, sarcastic, witty, and funny responses to the question, “How are you?”
Funny responses to “How are you?”
1. Better inside than outside.
2. Nice and dandy, like cotton candy.
3. If I had a tail, I’d wag it.
4. I’m wondering how you are.
5. My lawyer told me not to answer that question.
6. It depends on what or who I compare myself to.
7. I plead the fifth.
8. Nice and fine, like an expensive bottle of wine.
9. Upright and sucking air.
10. Somewhere between blah and meh.
11. The doctors say I’ll make it.
12. You first so we can compare.
13. Happy, and I know it.
14. I still haven’t figured it out.
15. I’m 34, and I feel like 104.
16. Can’t complain. I tried, but no one listens.
17. If I was finer, I’d be China.
18. If I was any better, vitamins would be taking me.
19. I’m ready for a nap.
20. Good, I am (Like Yoda).